I want one of these:

Keyboard extraordinaire

No, seriously. I really, really want one.

If I had a keyboard like that, I surely could write the Great American Novel. Or perhaps, if I typed the right combination of keys at the right time of day, on the right day of the month, I would find a way to bridge the gulf of space and time, unravel the eternal mystery, and raise the spirits of H.G. Wells, Arthur Conan Doyle and Jules Verne. Together the five of us — me, Herb, Jules, Artie and the keyboard — would fly around the world in our fabulous airship and have all sorts of astonishing adventures.

Either way, pretty cool.